Folly or Feasible?

You’d think I’d won a flippin’ Olympic gold medal.

Guess how far I ran? Five miles. FIVE!

Hey, did I tell you how far I ran yesterday?

Boo, did you tell your boyfriend I ran five miles yesterday? Why not? Tell him!

WP, tell Kitty how far I ran. What do you mean you don’t know? I ran FIVE miles. Weren’t you listening? That’s FIVE … F-I-V-E. Five miles.

Did you know I did five miles the other day?

Yep, I did end up running. I did FIVE miles!

Boo, what did your boyfriend say about my run the other day?

Hey, guess what. I ran five miles the other day.

Kitty, tell your grandmother what I did. The running. The five miles? Of course she cares.

I think I’m starting to get how runners can totally bore other people with their conversation . . .